Here kitty, kitty, kitty

I was surfing on the dating site when a chat window popped up. I don't believe in chats, plus this guy had The Crazy Eyes, so I automatically clicked, "no." A few minutes later, I received a message from him.

Crazy Eyes: what does it mean when a cat has babies. and doesent go back to them does that mean there dead

Savia: [confused and thinking WTF?] Sometimes it means she's just a sucky mom.

Crazy Eyes: well she hasent gone back to the babies. she has one out thats it thats why it makes no sence to me

It wasn't a freakish pickup line after all - his cat was literally giving birth to kittens at that moment. He had obviously seen the part of my profile about being involved in animal rescue. I wrote him back and told him what to do if the mama cat didn't accept the kittens and mentioned that if he needed help, I would hook him up with my animal rescue agency.

Crazy Eyes: its cool ill figure it out, i dont depend on other people for anything

Then why are you asking me for advice, freak show? 

I know a lot of weird shit takes place on dating sites and all, but ... huh?