Savia is on the best date ever. Just one reason it gets that moniker:
Cute Lawyer Dude: Why should smokers get breaks at work to smoke? Why not other habits? Like binge-eating breaks or masturbation breaks?
Savia: I absolutely support masturbation breaks at work.
Cute Lawyer Dude: All the non-smokers should get masturbation breaks!
Savia: Don't think I haven't already taken them.
Cute Lawyer Dude: You have to put this on your blog. Your readers should know about masturbation breaks. I'm giving you blog gold here.
So, not only did we talk about masturbation on a first date (including me explaining to him how the Rock Chick works - hey, he asked, and it actually wasn't at all weird), but he insisted that I write a blog post about it. That's a dating first.
So, what do you think about the masturbation break idea? I need some comments to report back, hopefully on a second date...
8 comments:
I'm in.
i fully support your masturbation-at-work-platform. Get it in the next collective agreement...
how does he feel about unions and puppet burlesque? cuz if he's all for it, you should lock that guy down.
He likes the idea of old-school burlesque, but I forgot to tell him about the puppets! I talked about my love of unions and he seemed cool with that. It's freakish the amount of things we have in common. So, definitely looking forward to what happens next.
I have to put that in the office manual!
I fully support this. Just as long as they're back within their allotted 15 and/or 30 minutes, because otherwise it screws up the other breaks I'm responsible for making sure everyone keeps on time for. (And they should do it in their cars, btws, because if I have to clean up the bathroom...)
Been there, done that. Masturbation breaks are a necessity.
I fear the domino effect. First masturbation breaks, then gay incestual marriage, then Stephen Harper serving hot dogs. You understand my concern.
JimmyD, you're right: It's a slippery slope, indeed.
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