July 11, 2010

Batshit crazy

Franklin the cat had some digestive issues, so I took him to the vet to have a finger stuck up his butt (good times - I never knew a cat could make such ungodly sounds). However, I couldn't get into my regular dude, oh he of the mustachio and big belt buckle of manliness, so I went to another vet at the same clinic.

She looked at Franklin's chart, and then:

Vet: He doesn't have his rabies shot?
Savia: No. He has all his shots except for rabies.
Vet: Well, we can do that today for you.
Savia: No, that's fine. He is an indoor cat.
Vet: Well, you know there are a lot of bats in the city.
Savia: But he doesn't go outside at all.
Vet: Sometimes, bats will fly into your house and bite your cats. It happens, you know.
Savia: [Looks at vet like she's high on cat urine.]
Vet: So, do you want the shot, then?
Savia: Uh...no.

I expected that she might say something like, "What if your cat gets out of the house and gets bitten?" which would be a reasonable argument.

But a bat flying into my house and attacking my cat? I mean, by that logic, I should be getting a rabies shot, myself. Chances are, the rogue bat would go for the tall creature first.

Note to the lady who is not my hot cowboy vet: trying to scare me with freak occurrences involving rabid bats is not going to help you sell your quota of rabies shots.

Franklin would kick that bat's ass, anyway.

July 3, 2010

Meet Freak Magnette

After listening to a litany of hilarious bad date and freak stories that included:
  • stalkers
  • flashers, and
  • drawers of disturbing used sex toys,
I finally convinced a friend of mine to start a blog about her crazy experiences.

It's tough being a single gal in your 30s, especially if you're a freak magnet, or in her case, a Freak Magnette.

She's new at navigating her way through the blog world, so please visit and send her some blogular love.

I can pretty much guarantee that she'll make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!