If you know me well...

I swiped this meme from Decoy Betty, who swiped it from someone else, who probably swiped it from someone else, who... my head hurts.

If you know me well, you know:

1. I refuse to be a foster home for cats and kittens anymore because I'm worried I'm going to become the crazy cat lady down by the tracks. Four is enough!
   
   
2. I'm a sucker for Canadian music and literature. If you ever need recommendations, drop me a line.
   
   
3. I'm a vegetarian unless you get me near some really amazing ethnic food, like lasagne made by little old Italian ladies. Or Greek souvlaki. Or bacon... I'm a bad vegetarian.
   
   
4. My internal editor went on strike a few years ago. And then she went missing and I forgot to look for her. I wonder what she's doing now?
   
   
5. I'm better at intense heart-to-heart conversations with people I barely know than I am at making small talk.
   
   
6. I don't have much time for bullshit and cut people out of my life who play games and thrive on interpersonal drama.
   
   
7. I stand up for what I believe in.
   
   
8. You should probably not fuck with my friends.
   
   
9. I like being in my 30s.
   
   
10. I do not want to have my own biological children and am not sure I want children at all, though the idea of adoption is appealing to me.
    
    
11. My sense of humour, at the best of times, is very warped.
    
    
12. It takes a lot to phase me. In fact, if someone is trying to shock me or throw me off, I will do my best to turn the tables on them and make them twitch instead. It's good times.
    
    
13. I get pretty licked off two drinks. If that happens, I'm probably going to start kissing my friends. They don't mind.
    
    
14. I lust after Jack Bauer. Not Kiefer Sutherland, the actor. Jack Bauer, the fictional character. Which goes against all those socialist/feminist things I stand for, but I can't help it. He's just so badass and sexy.
    
    
15. It's a good thing I live in Canada, because with my track record, my medical insurance rates would be through the roof if I lived in the States. I'm pretty sure that people who injure themselves while randomly falling off parking lots would need to pay higher premiums.
    
    

If I knew you well, what would I know? Tell me in the comments.