- Finally making good on my New Year's resolution to masturbate more.
- A vibrating, multi-speed, pulsating "Deep Space Explorer" egg.
- Realizing that I'm single now, and I can do anything and anyone I want. Which makes sexual fantasies more interesting, freeing and risque.
- Mind-blowing, screaming, thrashing multiple orgasms.
- A scratchy voice and sore throat the next day that isn't due to a cold.
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