October 23, 2009

I'm here all week, people

I figure that if I have to go to medical appointments and such, I should have fun. My personal goal is to make these people laugh out loud, preferably doubled over. I was able to do it three times this week, so I am going to rest on my laurels for a bit, thank you very much.


Having my cards read at the Body, Soul and Spirit Expo:

Reader: You need to put yourself first and take care of your needs.
Savia: Don't worry about that - my new personal motto is, "Everyone else can suck it."


At the naturopath:

I had brought my birth control pills to the appointment for my naturopath to look at, and he forgot to give them back, so I had to swing by the office to pick them up.

Savia: Dude, you stole my pills! I know you didn't want me to take these anymore, but you didn't have to swipe them!


At the eye doctor:

Doc has just finished examining my eyes with a bright light just inches from my face.

Doc: You have beautiful optic nerves.
Savia: Sigh. I wish a guy would say that to me. "Oh, baby, you have the sexiest optic nerves ever!"

Don't forget to tip your server, people.

2 comments:

i am the diva said...

i less than three you baby.

Deidre said...

Hah - Seriously guys don't appreciate the beauty of my optic nerve enough. That compliment is highly underrated.