September 19, 2009

Ortho-don't-ist

Today, I went to the orthodontist only to find the door locked and a sign saying that all appointments were cancelled due to "sterilization issues."

Being involved in animal rescue, I immediately thought this meant my orthodontist was being neutered. He couldn't keep his appointments because he was currently under the knife, or he had just had the procedure done and had acquired some kind of unspeakable infection.

And now, the mental image of him holding a big bag of ice to his crotch is traumatizing me to no end.

Ew.

6 comments:

Sparkling Red said...

Classic! That gave me a good laugh.

roo said...

As long as he's not giving his cat massage.

Allen Bates said...

The dentist should have called you to tell you that the appointment is cancelled rather than locking the door. Thanks.
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Laszlo Irving said...

I have to agree with Allen, they should have called you to let you know that the clinic is close. Thanks.
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travis said...

That's an amusing speculation. Though he might be visiting a dentist summerville for some procedure.

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