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July 17, 2009
Keyword roundup

Just thought you might appreciate some of the keywords that bring people to my lil' ol' blog. Enjoy!
  • lez cousins licking porn
    Are the cousins licking DVDs or something? I hope the gals use some syrup, because I imagine the discs would be quite bland otherwise.

  • fuck har when she sleep
    Not sure who "har" is, but I hope she wakes up, kicks the shit out of you, then fucks you up the ass with a strap-on.

  • fucking with kitchen inventory
    Tip: stay away from anything pointy, and try the spatula. Good times.

  • nipple twirling
    They twirl? Mine always seem to stay in the same place. What a disappointment.

  • what is the name for a male with a pussy
    Francis? That way, he/she can go by either Fran or Frank. It's win/win.

  • hot german dudes
    I hear they like gals with braces.

  • the other name of pussy
    I like Wonder Snatch, myself.

  • teach my dog to fuck me
    Uh, no.

  • can compost worms eat cherry pits?
    It doesn't appear so. I had to fish a bunch out of my vermicompost bin after waiting a year to see if the worms would eat them. They didn't. It sucked.

  • how to masturbed
    Are you asking how to master your bed? Because I'm pretty sure you can do that by jumping up and down on it and yelling, "I am the master of this bed!!" Go ahead, do it right now. You know you wanna.

  • bottle of jizz lube
    If this lube is made out of jizz, why bother? Just use real jizz. It's fresher and has less preservatives.

  • boys fucking new styles
    So that's what they do with the weird new styles from top designers' collections that no one real is ever going to wear after the big fashion shows are over! Who knew?

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Blogger Cecilieaux at 9:43 AM  
I had to run to master my bed. Gosh, you were right! I feel so relaxed now ... if I hadn't quit, I'd smoke a cigarette.

Blogger Imnotbenny at 11:13 AM  
That someone actually searched for "teach my dog to fuck me" just reinforces my opinion that dogs are simply a superior pet and can be taught anything.

Blogger Sparkling Red at 9:38 AM  
Oh man, that was hilarious! Thank you. I needed a good laugh today. :-)

Blogger thetypicalquirk at 6:57 PM  
Totally awesome. I will definitely master my bed later. You rock! Oh and my word verification is grabilie which is cool!


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