Keyword roundup

Just thought you might appreciate some of the keywords that bring people to my lil' ol' blog. Enjoy!

• lez cousins licking porn
  Are the cousins licking DVDs or something? I hope the gals use some syrup, because I imagine the discs would be quite bland otherwise.
  
  
• fuck har when she sleep
  Not sure who "har" is, but I hope she wakes up, kicks the shit out of you, then fucks you up the ass with a strap-on.
  
  
• fucking with kitchen inventory
  Tip: stay away from anything pointy, and try the spatula. Good times.
  
  
• nipple twirling
  They twirl? Mine always seem to stay in the same place. What a disappointment.
  
  
• what is the name for a male with a pussy
  Francis? That way, he/she can go by either Fran or Frank. It's win/win.
  
  
• hot german dudes
  I hear they like gals with braces.
  
  
• the other name of pussy
  I like Wonder Snatch, myself.
  
  
• teach my dog to fuck me
  Uh, no.
  
  
• can compost worms eat cherry pits?
  It doesn't appear so. I had to fish a bunch out of my vermicompost bin after waiting a year to see if the worms would eat them. They didn't. It sucked.
  
  
• how to masturbed
  Are you asking how to master your bed? Because I'm pretty sure you can do that by jumping up and down on it and yelling, "I am the master of this bed!!" Go ahead, do it right now. You know you wanna.
  
  
• bottle of jizz lube
  If this lube is made out of jizz, why bother? Just use real jizz. It's fresher and has less preservatives.
  
  
• boys fucking new styles
  So that's what they do with the weird new styles from top designers' collections that no one real is ever going to wear after the big fashion shows are over! Who knew?