- lez cousins licking porn
Are the cousins licking DVDs or something? I hope the gals use some syrup, because I imagine the discs would be quite bland otherwise. - fuck har when she sleep
Not sure who "har" is, but I hope she wakes up, kicks the shit out of you, then fucks you up the ass with a strap-on. - fucking with kitchen inventory
Tip: stay away from anything pointy, and try the spatula. Good times. - nipple twirling
They twirl? Mine always seem to stay in the same place. What a disappointment. - what is the name for a male with a pussy
Francis? That way, he/she can go by either Fran or Frank. It's win/win. - hot german dudes
I hear they like gals with braces. - the other name of pussy
I like Wonder Snatch, myself. - teach my dog to fuck me
Uh, no. - can compost worms eat cherry pits?
It doesn't appear so. I had to fish a bunch out of my vermicompost bin after waiting a year to see if the worms would eat them. They didn't. It sucked. - how to masturbed
Are you asking how to master your bed? Because I'm pretty sure you can do that by jumping up and down on it and yelling, "I am the master of this bed!!" Go ahead, do it right now. You know you wanna. - bottle of jizz lube
If this lube is made out of jizz, why bother? Just use real jizz. It's fresher and has less preservatives. - boys fucking new styles
So that's what they do with the weird new styles from top designers' collections that no one real is ever going to wear after the big fashion shows are over! Who knew?
July 17, 2009
Keyword roundup
Just thought you might appreciate some of the keywords that bring people to my lil' ol' blog. Enjoy!
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I had to run to master my bed. Gosh, you were right! I feel so relaxed now ... if I hadn't quit, I'd smoke a cigarette.
That someone actually searched for "teach my dog to fuck me" just reinforces my opinion that dogs are simply a superior pet and can be taught anything.
Oh man, that was hilarious! Thank you. I needed a good laugh today. :-)
Totally awesome. I will definitely master my bed later. You rock! Oh and my word verification is grabilie which is cool!
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