Step One: Gather materials.
Bin of worms: check.
Mouldy garbage: check.
Annoying black and white cat who can't mind his own business: check.
Step Two: Open the bin.
Freak out because it looks like there's a lot of worms in there.
Realize that it's actually shredded newspaper.
Feel like an idiot.
Feel impressed at the amount of mould that has grown on the peaches in two days.
Think that mouldy peaches is a pretty awesome band name.
Step Four: Pull back the pile o' worm poop and put in the pile o' garbage.
Step Five: Look at the worms squirming around in their own poop.
Think that's pretty messed up.
Step Six: Try to take a close-up shot of one of the Oscars.
Do a really piss poor job of it.
Which Oscar is that, anyway? Oscar 12 or Oscar 174?
Step Seven: Say, "Ah, fuck it" and take an extra blurry shot that makes the worms, worm poop and garbage look like some kind of post-apocalyptic society.
Name the post-apocalyptic society "Slimey" after Oscar the Grouch's pet worm.