Ninja fucking, girlie style

Guess what? I made another shirt. Actually, I made a special edition of one for myself. I figured that since it was my blog and all, I should be different. No black and white ninja fucking for me.

**NOTE: To buy either shirt, you have to have a Zazzle account, which you can get at www.zazzle.com. Also, you have to change your Zazzle "account settings" to PG13. Then, you'll be able to click on the link and get your very own smut shirt. Not sure why Zazzle makes all this so complicated. Maybe I need to take my ninja fucking business elsewhere?**

This chickie would probably never wear my shirt.
Poor Internet models who whore themselves out for Zazzle.
They have no idea what their boobs are saying on any given day.

But then, I wore it to a concert with Schmutzie, Palinode and Superstar. And may I say, the bands on the stage weren't the only hit.

We're talking people walking up to me, reading my chest, laughing, then going and getting their friends so they could read it, too.

I think the pink shirt and the girlie script add just the right touch of irony, don't you?

It didn't seem fair to steal all the ninja fucking attention, so I am making my special shirt available for all you Internets. Cause I'm all sweet like that.

And I am also trying to avoid thinking about my jaw surgery, which is coming up in four short days. Yikes! Hmmm...maybe I should wear my shirt to the hospital?