I have a T-shirt. See?
Now you, too, may proclaim your love of ninja fucking and blogs by letting your boobs do the talking (or man titties, depending on your gender).
And...here's the part where it gets all kinds of fun. Happy happy good times for the ninja fucking fans. I'm going to send one lucky reader my prototype T-shirt*.
It arrived in the mail today. It's purdy. I originally ordered it for myself, but it feels weird to have my blog address splayed across my back. Notice how I didn't say that it felt weird to have "ninja fuck my blog" splayed across my tits?
Yeah, you know me better than that.
Anyway, the shirt up for grabs is a ladies black fitted tee in large, which will fit you if you normally wear medium to large (they fit a bit small, but not as small as they claim on the website.)
If you want to win the shirt, just leave a comment telling me why you like my blog, your favourite entry (other than the ninja one), or anything else that will make me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or horny. I just need some love, people, and I'm willing to give stuff away to get it. Nothing like desperation to sell shirts, hey?
I'll post my favourite comment in an upcoming entry and will mail you the shirt posthaste. And I promise not to stalk you if you give me your mailing address. Just sayin'.
*The prototype shirt is slightly different than the one for sale on the Zazzle website. The writing's a bit higher and the address on the back is much bigger. So, that means it's one-of-a-kind and did I mention free? Free, I tells ya!
PS Many thanks to the lovely Ms. Knuckle Toes, whose brilliant and dirty mind helped me get the wording on the shirt just right.
PPS It's come to my attention that you can click on the link, but you can't search for the shirt or order it unless you have a Zazzle account and set your account's "maturity level" to PG-13. This is found under the "My Zazzle" and "Member Account".
24 comments:
i like your blog because you make me shoot beverages out of my nose sometimes and my favorite blog post is the one you'll write about me when i win! :)
did i follow all the rules? i think so....
Okay, so here's a really pathetic, potentially stalk-ish sounding confession:
You were tagged in a meme back in September and one category was five songs that you know all the lyrics to. You listed your songs and I already had two of the five but I immediately downloaded the other three. And I LOVED them.
I like your taste, your pizz-azz, and yeah, I like your blog.
Inga,
That's certainly an interesting way to clear your sinuses. Thanks for the compliment!
Sara,
That is so cool! I'm guessing I introduced you to the Sarahs and Hawksley (my imaginary lover)? They're all Canadian. I've got more where that came from. If you don't win the T-shirt, you'll have to let me make you a mix CD :)
oh baby - goddess of la bella italianos!
you introduced me to rock chic, and THAT is a truly ninja fuck!
MWAHAHAhahahahahahah
crap, now I have to really break down and start saving for that toy. *sigh*
Yay! Tshirts rule. also, i am too thinking about purchasing said rock chick...if only my stupid company sold it so i could get it for cheap. CHEAP!!
i am also intrigues by "The Cone". yeah, you know which cone i'm talkin about.
I do know which cone you're talking about.
I'm not sure how great it would be, but hell, I wouldn't throw anything that vibrates out of bed.
Savia--You ARE the rock chick, and your blog is delicious--from the gorgeous design to the conversations in the comments. I recently realized i wasn't getting you on Twitter and I felt I had CHEATED myself out of goodness.
You are dirty, witty, a sassy writer and you lust after your cousins. How could readers NOT stalk you, that's what I want to know?
Really, your smart sensibility shows through, and I love your approach to blogging. Plus, you give good comment.
BUT, I want you to keep AND wear your shirt. Because wearing your own promo is the blog version of the rock chick. Rock yourself!
For the record, your Italian adventures, your Rock Chick pilgrimage, your quirky egg adventures, and your description of singing come to mind as favorite.
I like you're blog because I know you in real life, and reading this makes me feel like I am snooping into your personal life.
My favorite post is "Sit On My House" when you talked about wearing your house-sitters boyfriends unwashed panties for a week.
Also, I should win because
a) I am awesome
b) no shipping costs
c) literary genius *points to self*
By the way, I am clearly a literary genius, see how I used the correct version of "your" in that last comment?
See? See?
I'm so amused by this tshirt. SO amused.
You guys are making it really, really, really hard on me here. How on earth am I going to pick one?
Quit being so fucking fantastic already!
I'm not going to try to win the T-shirt because I am already in the midst of my Twitter tee angst, as you know...But, I love your blog just the same..and, the fact that your tees say "ninja fuck my blog" LOL!
I posted pictures of my boobs in my new shirt on my blog -- which I figured you'd enjoy -- 'cause that's how you roll!
Love, V
I think you should keep the shirt and wear it. If anyone asks you, just pretend it's not your blog and toss out some of the fantastic things people write in your comments.
"I enjoy reading Savia's blog. Just when I thought my life couldn't get any better, she introduced me to Hawksley Workman and my Rock Chick vibrator. {insert knowing look with eyebrow lift} The incestious cousins are just an added bonus. But don't drink hot beverages while reading...trust me. And did I mention she's hot? Like somewhere between remove your wedding ring hot and I'd switch teams just to spend one night with her hot?"
After that, who WOULDN'T want to come ninja fuck your blog with the rest of us cool kids?
Besides, isn't it still the year of living fearless?
A special day is coming up on my blog and in the blogosphere. Bloggers are set to blog for peace November 7, 2007.
I invite you to join me - and a cast of incredible bloggers - as we mark our world with a promise of peace. Bloggers from around the world including 30 countries (and counting)and nearly every state in the United States will participate in BlogBlast for Peace.I hope you will participate in this growing phenomenon.
Your blog. One post. One day.
How To Get Your Peace Globe
Thank you,
Mimi Lenox
I'm not sure how long these shirt will be around - I just created a reverse image one and received a note from Zazzle saying that it is "in violation of Zazzle’s Acceptable Content Policy".
Is anyone surprised that Savia's being censored again? Seems to be a recurring theme in my life.
Zazzle was okay with the word fuck, but not a reverse image?!? Get a grip zazzle, it's a design choice, fuckers...
love, v
I think they have issues with the word "fuck" but for some reason the first shirt slipped through the cracks...for now.
I won't be surprised if it gets pulled soon as well.
Damn the man!
To prove my faith, I hailed you as the queen of ninja fucking when you returned from abroad. But more important, I remember where I was when I read the original Ninja Fucking post in July: sprawled on a hotel bed in Virginia, far from home, in despair about parenting my teenager. I was thinking how amazing it was to read something written by someone free enough to get what it feels like to want to fuck a blog. Like a ninja.
As long as it's not another case of ninjas getting a bad rap. I fucking hate ninja discrimination.
If it's ninja discrimination, I hope the ninjas get together and launch a class action suit. This oppression has gone on long enough!!
"Like somewhere between remove your wedding ring hot and I'd switch teams just to spend one night with her hot?"
orr.... leave your wedding ring on, and bring the hubby to the bedroom too... i knows u like it that way... you diry little minx you...
PS - When i get my "Fuck" shirt in the mail we can wear it when we march the Zazzle Protest with picket signs. "Fuck my Censorship!" Yeah, fuck it right in the ear. EARRRRFUCK!!
PSS - i loveth thee.
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