It's a happy penis. Who's all patriotic and stuff. And he's even wearing a tie (either that, or he's got some kind of nasty infection. I'm going with the tie.) You've outdone yourself, my friend. I shall never twitter trash talk or doubt the talents of your talking penis ever again.
Anyone else feel like sending me watercolour art of your naughty bits? Maybe I could start a blogroll...
12 comments:
Start an Erotic Revolution SISTA!!
His penis is so cute!
I've never encountered such a formal & well-spoken penis. Aren't they typically known for poor spelling and Bronx accents?
I guess I'm just lucky, then. Being such a classy broad and all. All the dicks dress up for me and put on a good show.
Speaking from the male persuasion, you play with fire. And you wonder about the cousin ...?
The cousin thing was ten years ago. These days, I'm a pyromaniac. An unapologetic one.
If he's in formal wear, should we call him "Richard?"
Consider him named, Barbara (I just read your Blogger profile, and since you've interviewed Penis Puppeteers, I'm considering you an expert on the matter.)
I did! For Nerve.com. They were the Australian troupe (I need a clever Aussie topical cock reference here) and they were lovely! They answered questions about sex and love and desire - most of which was edited into sniggery sound bites about how to pick up chicks.
ASnd although I never met them, nor did I see their wibbly bits, I am fairly sure their dicks sported "business casual."
How about the Puppets Down Under?
Hmmmm, my computer froze and I was unable to view the work of art ... I guess it was doing to the cyber version of 'Oh my god, I'm a New Zealander and we don't view penis', clothed or otherwise'.
Ah, feeling is more fun than looking anyway. Maybe the New Zealanders already have that one figured out?
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