September 27, 2007

He stands on guard for me

Remember when Madam Diva sent me her breast in the interoffice mail? And I challenged Neil to send me a watercolour of his talking penis? And then he said he would, but didn't? And then I twitter taunted him and called him a watercolour cock tease? Well, he came through (so to speak), just for me. Observe:


It's a happy penis. Who's all patriotic and stuff. And he's even wearing a tie (either that, or he's got some kind of nasty infection. I'm going with the tie.) You've outdone yourself, my friend. I shall never twitter trash talk or doubt the talents of your talking penis ever again.

Anyone else feel like sending me watercolour art of your naughty bits? Maybe I could start a blogroll...

12 comments:

i am the diva said...

Start an Erotic Revolution SISTA!!

Schmutzie said...

His penis is so cute!

Deb said...

I've never encountered such a formal & well-spoken penis. Aren't they typically known for poor spelling and Bronx accents?

savia said...

I guess I'm just lucky, then. Being such a classy broad and all. All the dicks dress up for me and put on a good show.

Cecilieaux said...

Speaking from the male persuasion, you play with fire. And you wonder about the cousin ...?

savia said...

The cousin thing was ten years ago. These days, I'm a pyromaniac. An unapologetic one.

BarbaraCA said...

If he's in formal wear, should we call him "Richard?"

savia said...

Consider him named, Barbara (I just read your Blogger profile, and since you've interviewed Penis Puppeteers, I'm considering you an expert on the matter.)

BarbaraCA said...

I did! For Nerve.com. They were the Australian troupe (I need a clever Aussie topical cock reference here) and they were lovely! They answered questions about sex and love and desire - most of which was edited into sniggery sound bites about how to pick up chicks.

ASnd although I never met them, nor did I see their wibbly bits, I am fairly sure their dicks sported "business casual."

savia said...

How about the Puppets Down Under?

Di Mackey said...

Hmmmm, my computer froze and I was unable to view the work of art ... I guess it was doing to the cyber version of 'Oh my god, I'm a New Zealander and we don't view penis', clothed or otherwise'.

savia said...

Ah, feeling is more fun than looking anyway. Maybe the New Zealanders already have that one figured out?