I can't believe I forgot this tidbit from my trip! Silly Savia. But you know why I forgot? It's because the object in question was stolen before I got a chance to take a pic of it.
So, after the scene at the airport, Superstar took me to the car he had rented for our trip. I took one look at the door and burst out laughing. He had put a magnet on the passenger side that said, "I HEART MY VAGINA."
This has a bit of a back story. One day, Cee and I were talking about how men seem to be really into their penises; hell, everyone seems to be really into penises - people are always talking about size and shape and girth and curvature, but how often do women talk about their vaginas and how awesome they are? So, we decided that we should change that and start talking about vaginas. Vaginas, vaginas vaginas. In one of our early conversations, I dropped that bomb on Superstar, and it went a little something like, "I have an incredible vagina, you know. In fact, you might even call it a Wonder Snatch."
He drove us all over Halifax with that magnet on my door, and I couldn't stop laughing - every time we went out to the car, and every time we drove by someone on the street. The best part was that he had doctored the magnet for me. It used to say "I HEART MY PENIS," a gift from his mother for Christmas (don't even get me started on how super rad his mom is.)
But, alas, our third day in the city, we came out of a pub and the magnet was gone, stolen by some vagina-loving thief. "I'm surprised it lasted that long," Superstar said.
"I hope stealing that magnet helped her love her vagina more. Because I don't need a magnet for that. I have my Wonder Snatch."
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I love my vagina. But I think I would love it more, if I could call it my Wonder Snatch. I just might have to use that, if you don't mind, of course! :)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. My Wonder Snatch would be honoured ;)
I agree. Vaginas get a raw deal in popular culture.
Says the guy whose penis writes blog posts. Hmmm...maybe my vagina should start speaking for herself as well ;)
Thanks for dropping by, Neil.
Up with vaginas!
I have a big purple sticker on my SexToy Box that says "PUSSY POWER". hell...yes.....
Thank goodness, I'm not the only one with a Sex Toy Box. Mine says "Peer into her deep dark box..." in creepy cut out of a magazine letters.
I've always called mine my "Goodie Drawer" though I never thought of decorating it. Hmmmm...now I'm thinking of decorating it...
everyone needs a good toybox.
In New York State, a principal suspended three high school girls who used the word 'vagina' in a reading of "The Vagina Monologues" at a school assembly. They had permission to read the passage, but not permission to use the, in the principal's mind, offensive, word.
Eve Ensler, upon hearing of the suspension, decided to appear in interviews with the girls. I tracked down the principal of the school and sent him an e-mail containing a little lesson about anatomy and proper words for actual parts of a woman's body. I told him that by making it a shameful thing for students to say the word, he is creating or bolstering in their minds that vaginas are somehow comtemptible to begin with.
UP WITH VAGINAS! I know I love mine, and so does my dildo.
Love it, Maarmie. Way to stick it to the man! (with a dildo)
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