When making your Facebook profile, you should maybe actually read the questions and pay attention to the things you're clicking, or else you will get a really excited email from a former classmate congratulating you and asking about your relationship.
He seemed really interested for some reason. I guess new relationships are interesting, I thought. And then I realized that there was a very good reason he was so excited. I had accidentally ticked "Women" under the "Interested in" category and said I was in a relationship.
I had to break it to him that, no, I wasn't coming out on Facebook; I'm only dating a sailor. But he does frolic in princess bubble tubs. Does that count for something?